Tag Archives: prophesy

Fortune Cookie of the Damned V: Write often, have faith, finish strong, etc.

Sometimes they work in pairs.

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Fortune Cookie of the Damned, Vol. IV: Sharpen your No. 2 pencil edition

This fortune would have been more useful c. 1990.

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Fortune Cookie of the Damned

A real fortune I got this afternoon, when my wife was shopping for a car. We’ll see.


  1. My wife bought the car.
  2. My search for a randomly dispensed after-dinner snack with the accurate gift of prophesy continues.
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