Browsing All posts tagged under »cookie«

Fortune Cookie of the Damned V: Write often, have faith, finish strong, etc.

January 17, 2012


Sometimes they work in pairs.

Fortune Cookie of the Damned, Vol. IV: Sharpen your No. 2 pencil edition

December 20, 2011


This fortune would have been more useful c. 1990.

Fortune Cookie of the Damned II: Electric Boogaloo

May 12, 2011


I wasn’t, but what have you heard? Previously:¬†Fortune Cookie of the Damned.

Fortune Cookie of the Damned

April 30, 2011


A real fortune I got this afternoon, when my wife was shopping for a car. We’ll see. UPDATED 5/1: My wife bought the car. My search for a randomly dispensed after-dinner snack with the accurate gift of prophesy¬†continues.


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